I had long hair 3 years ago.

Yes. That I did. And I was really tan. Want to see proof?

Come back tomorrow to find out why I was a super long haired blondie with potentially over tanned skin. Because I know you’re all just chomping at the bit to find out. Side note, what does that even mean? Chomping at the bit? Doesn’t it have to do with a horse? Umm, I’m not one of those and I’m not implying any of you are sooo, just come back tomorrow ok?